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FIRST THING… this is NOT not for kids. Cannibal Killer Clowns On Dope is Lurid , Vile, and Krazy insanity disguised as a Killer Clown Horror Movie. This movie is a love story meant for the entire family .

DO NOT GO INTO THE WOODS ! ever… there is where the evil Cannibal Killer Clowns On Dope Live. Pity the fools who venture into the woods, they will be slaughtered and eaten by clowns ! These are not your birthday party clowns. If they ask you to pull their finger, it won’t be funny.

Watch in delight as the clowns get their grubby hands on an unsuspecting office worker, a gorgeous glamour model ( butt nekkid boys… listen ) , a pantie-wearin’ pervert, some sweet girls just lookin to have fun in the woods and MORE

The clowns were just released from prison and they forced a loser to pull their finger, now the loser ( Zed the Loser ) wants revenge, he breaks out of prison, gets his girl to break out of prison too and they go clown hunting. Kill the Fricking Clowns ! is the rally cry. Follow the gang as they get money, get guns, get dope,kill everyone in their way as they work to kill the Fucking Cannibal Killer Clowns On Dope !

See what happens when the dope fueled Gang meets The dope fueled Cannibal Killer Clowns !

It’s Murder, Blood, Gore, Guts, Nekkid Girlies, Clown Rape, Slaughter and Bloody Chainsaws. You better RUN !!!

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Dr. Bill Cortner (Jason Evers) is a successful scientist with a beautiful fiancée named Jan Compton (Virginia Leith). After a horrible car accident decapitates Jan, Dr. Cortner collects her severed head and rushes it to his laboratory, where he revives it and manages to keep it alive in a liquid-filled tray.

Dr. Cortner now decides to commit murder to obtain an attractive new body to attach to his fiancée’s head. As he hunts for a suitable specimen, Jan begins to hatch some murder plans of her own. Filled with hatred for Cortner because he won’t let her die, she communicates telepathically with a hideous mutant in the laboratory cell, telling it to kill the scientist.

The mutant monster begins by killing the doctor’s relatively harmless assistant: after feeding the monster and doing some general cleanup around the laboratory, he unwittingly stands before the hatch in the door of the monster’s cell/closet (which he accidentally left unlocked), whereupon the monster thrusts his giant arm through; grabs the assistant’s arm; and pulls so hard that we ultimately find the assistant dead, with no forearm at all and just a bare humerus attached to his shoulder, with blood smeared and pooled all over the place.

After searching for some suitable subjects, Dr. Cortner brings one to his residence and, drugging her drink so that she loses consciousness, carries her down to the lab. Jan protests when Dr. Cortner explains his plan to transplant her head onto this new, body, and he summarily tapes her mouth shut. Once again, the scientists stands in front of the door to the monster’s cell, with the hatch, once again, open. This time, the monster grabs the scientist through the door and, securing him in a headlock, applies such force that the door is torn from its hinges. We finally see the monster, which other than its bloodstained clothes and its seven-foot height has a horribly deformed head (obviously the result of various failed transplants and/or other surgeries). At the end, the laboratory is seen to be ablaze; Dr. Cortner lies dead on the floor and the monster has carried the girl away to safety. As the lab goes up in flames, Jan says “I told you to let me die.” As the film goes to black, Jan cackles evily.